Ok, so I need to find something I'm passionate about for this lovely little homework blog... Politics bore me, global conflicts irk me, and the misfortune of others depress me (I swear I'm not as self involved as that made me sound) so naturally I tend to steer clear of those things for the most part. I haven't the slightlest idea what to blog about. The only things I can think of to blog about are shallow to a marvelous extent. That or just plain geeky. Maybe I can blog about the X-men, I'm sure that'll go far. Or I could just continue this pretty little rant and blog about writer's block! Gee golly, all the fun I'll have :-/ Oy.
Whatev'. Update later I guess... maybe having a blog aint so bad, at least I get to vent. Wish me luck!
Edit: F being shallow, let's not dodge the subject, I AM shallow, but the good kind. I'm the kind of shallow that will tell a girl she loooks like a pilgrim when she wears shoes that buckle. I'm the kind of shallow that will (and has) tell my own mother she needs to change because her floofy jacket makes her look like a pirate. I'm the kind of shallow that isn't afraid to tell a woman that the glasses she likes make her look like she has a unibrow and I work tirelessly, little by little to improve the world and the way it looks. I should be commended for my impressive vapidity (whether or not that is a word is irrelevant) not scared of reproach. My name is Andy and I am shallow, hear me...... critique!
(just as long as it's teacher approved. After all, I still want a good grade.)
::cue eyeroll::
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2 comments:
You're actually working up to the impassioned blog with this warm-up, right?
Or is it shallowness that you are being passionate about?
The "Edit:" is a bit misleading, perhaps a bit of a left turn. What follows the edit portion is real and fun and passionate, so if this is indeed your topic, then please go back and truly edit the post taking us right into the topic with you.
One homonym that needs fixing: "My name is Andy and I am shallow, HERE me..." should be hear (as in hear me roar).
Okay. Edit away.
While I make certain my glasses don't give me a unibrow and as I head to my closet to weed out all my pirate regalia....
Cheers,
Dana
I expect full fledge shallow observation on my appearance from here on out. I look like a pirate, pilgrim, or parrot YOU better be the first to tell me! haha
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